Bring Your Claymore Sword to Work Day

My goal is to establish a day to bring your Claymore Sword to Work Day. Sure, it should be every day, and it should be a claymore sword, but I'm of Scottish Heritage. Hell, the Roman Empire built a wall to keep my people out. Didn't work Hadrian.

I'm also an American, so I'm cool with broadswords or long swords, even rapiers, or the occasional falcion sword, but I think polearms should be left on the wall where they belong, because if people start bringing their Ox Tongues, soon their will be Bec de Corbins, and you know where that leads----Bill the Barbarian in "Operation Ragnarok"