Make Fluffy Chicken the New Pope

I don't really have a good reason. I just know that tumblr user thatsmoderatelyraven hs finally gotten enough notes on her post to have her mom buy her a fluffy chicken, and now grapewallofchina has requested that we start a petition to make a fluffy chicken the new pope. So, fulfilling my duty to society, I am starting a petition for them.

Think of this like that petition to get the U.S. government to build a Death Star. Who's with us?

Come on! PULL TOGETHER ONCE AGAIN! WITH THE FLUFFY CHICKEN AS OUR GUIDE, WE CAN DO ANYTHING!