Anita Baker Farewell Tour? NO THANKS!

The issue of the day is the Quiet Storm Queen tried to quietly teeter off on the heels of 2017. No ma'am! We are NOT too burgundy-blurry eyed from celebrating the New Year to ignore the fact that you posted that mega-lame post on Twitter talking 'bout you trying to leave us. Ummm no ma'am. You can stay right there and get well from whatever ails you or get a rest from whatever tires you and when you're ready to emerge from the shadows of our love, then we will be all the way HERE for it! We promise to buy whatever you're selling if it's a money thing and we'll show up to see you in concert since you gotta act out like this. We apologize if you feel that we haven't given you the best that we got but if that's all there is then just forgive us like we've forgiven you in the past. Not to be bringing up old stuff or nothin', but we noticed you apologized to us in the 90s and we had no idea why until we didn't hear from you for like a decade! That was real messed up Anita, but like we said, we don't have to talk about it. We can just move on to today when you decided to start this Twitter beef with us. Why you beefing with your loyal fans? We have no idea. But since you want to start stuff with a Farewell Tour, how about you say Farewell Soul music altogether. How about we all do? How about, if you leave us for good, we will strike R&B Soul music so hard Marvin, Donny, Luther and all the Lil's in heaven will feel it! Go ahead Mrs. Baker. Make yo' next move yo' best move. You want to go down as the woman who single handedly ruined R&B Soul? Choice is yours. Either way we're here... body and soul.