Kick Elon Musk’s DOGE kids out of our networks with nuclear secrets!

This is seriously not good. New reporting from NPR shows that Elon Musk’s DOGE goons have accounts in networks containing highly secret details about America’s nuclear arsenal.

NPR reports that Luke Farritor, a 23-year-old former SpaceX intern and Adam Ramada, a Miami-based venture capitalist, have had accounts on the computer systems for at least two weeks. To make matters worse, neither of them have had ANY experience working with nuclear technology or even classified information!

Don’t let Elon’s DOGE kids access our nuclear secrets!

As of now, it’s unclear how much access to secure or classified information these two bozos have — but having accounts in the networks at all is a huge red flag. Employees at the National Labor Relations Board have noticed log-in attempts from Russian IPs using DOGE team credentials, raising serious questions about who else might have these logins.

We cannot allow Elon Musk and his goon squad to put our national security at risk. Get those DOGE employees OUT of our nuclear networks!

Kick Elon Musk’s DOGE kids out of our networks with nuclear secrets!