Make Mary Ringhoff a Magical Time-Traveling Elf!

Mary Ringhoff has always wanted to be a magical time-traveling elf.  A Dungeons and Dragons kind of elf, that's all tall and rad and skilled with a crossbow, not like a little weird fairy-elf, or a gross house elf like in Harry Potter (HOLLA Harry/Dobby fanfic luv3rz!).  The time-traveling part is important too, don't forget that.

Don't you want to help Mary's time-traveling elf dream come true?  Then sign the petition! 

Mary Ringhoff Becoming a Magical Time-Traveling Elf: In Times like These, It Just Makes Sense.