Please Bring Back Magic Middles

Dear Keebler Elves,

You make some excellent edible treats; however, we are very disappointment in your decision to no longer make Magic Middles.

Furthermore, you provided no reason as to the disappearance of the Magic Middle Cookies. Did your special ovens break? Did demand go down? Were they just too freaking yummy for humans to handle?

We would really appreciate it if you would reconsider making these delicious, magical cookies. Perhaps you could bring this item up at your next Elf council meeting.

Many thanks,