Dear Ukraine: Sorry that our VP is such a jerk

Dear Ukraine: You knew already that Trump is an idiot, based on years of interactions. But you may not have realized just how big a jerk Vice President JD Vance is, given that he's relatively new to the scene.

Unfortunately, he showed it to the world in the meeting with your president. He was obnoxious, combattive, and made up lie after lie.

Because Vance is a jerk. A massive one. And we are really sorry you have to deal with him, when you're already in the midst of a fight for survival.  

On behalf of America, please accept our apologies.