PLEASE REVEAL SHORTPACK'S REAL NAME

There's only one thing sadder than a fictional character disappearing into Limbo; never to be heard from again.  That one thing is never being given a real name.  Wolverine's real name has been revealed.  Mystique, a character shrouded in mystery, has a real name.  Even Mammomax has a real name. Mammomax!  So, please sign the petition.  You just might be able to convince BKV to give poor limbo-bound Shortpack a proper name.