Demand JD Vance take a lie detector test to prove he's never done it with a couch

by: Couch Truth Now
recipient: JD Vance

Did JD Vance have unnatural relations with a couch? If not, why won't he take a lie-detector test to prove it?

Add your name, and call on him to do it now! (the lie-detector test, not the couch)

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Demand JD Vance take a lie detector test to prove he's never done it with a couch