Dear Canada: Sorry our president is an idiot

Dear Canada: You've been a great neighbor for the last 150+ years, and we look forward to continuing that relationship into the future.

So please accept our apologies for electing an idiot who seems intent on coming up with a new way to insult you every day -- threatening to make you a state, calling your prime minister "governor", and now imposing massive tariffs.

Every country has idiots -- we just made the mistake of making our biggest one the president.

Love,

America

(Please add your name, tell Canada we're sorry, and get all your fellow Americans to do the same)