Pursue Jon Gruden for LSU Football Program's Head Coach

Due to continuous disappointment with inadequate strategies of head coach Les Miles, "We the People" of Louisiana would like for an honest pursuit of coaching legend Jon Gruden to join our beloved Tigers Football Program. I would like all whom read this, that agree, to sign this petition in hopes that Jon Gruden is contacted and at least LSU Athletics makes an attempt to ask the Honorable Coach Gruden to play with the idea of coaching in Baton Rouge. Coach Gruden, just sit back and vision yourself donning a purple and gold LSU Visor, holding back your fierce Fighting Tigers Force from the entrance tunnel of Death Valley. Think about becoming an NCAA Legend. Think about the vast knowledge you can instill on incoming Tigers players and the impact you can have on their lives. Think about the joy and unknowledgeable satisfaction of destroying all teams you play against at the college level. Do it for the fans, do it for yourself, and more importantly, do it for the KIDS! Thank you for your time, thank you for your possible consideration, and God Bless America... Sincerely, Tiger Nation.