Sorry, Greenland, our president-elect is an idiot

Sorry, Greenland, our president-elect is an idiot.

America's not going to invade you, and frankly, we doubt if Trump could even find Greenland on a map (even though it's REALLY BIG). It's possible he's so lost his mind, that he thinks he's playing Risk.

So don't worry, live your lives, be well, and thanks for all the fish.

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