Petition to Format The Internet

The internet has failed ,and is cluttered with too many worthless sites, from memes to furry porn, I'm sick of these annoyances when searching for real valuable information like, lesbian porn, and pictures of Herman Munster. I think we need a clean slate to start from we need to destroy this debauchery before its too late! Act now! Sign this petition! Things in the new internet can be better... do it for a better world for you and your children... and Al Gore! Think of an internet without videos of mentally handicapped 12 year olds ranting about video games. Without wikipedia, or youtube, without.. this petition!